Coffee & Headlines • November 10, 2020

From today’s broadcast:


Stranded baby shark in Nuevo Vallarta gets rescued: (NoticiasPV)

More crocodiles are captured in Marina Vallarta: (NoticiasPV)

Nightlife returns to Puerto Vallarta on Friday: (Vallarta Independiente)

Grijalva River overflows in Villahermosa, Tabasco: (El Universal)

Michoacán Governor Silvano Aureoles begins initiative for a mandatory face mask law: (El Universal)

El Buen Fin begins. Expect sales to vary from day to day, and expect better offers during the second week. Here is the official website.

Don’t miss El Arrayán’s Garage Sale this weekend: (Facebook)


Here’s the location for the Bazar Las Gaviotas, mentioned on the program today (and the Facebook Page).

Bad idea: A well-intended lifeguard released turtles during the daytime—an easy meal for nearby seagulls! (NoticiasPV)

New Vidanta cruise ship to remain docked locally in preparation for its inauguration in January: (Contralinea)

Add this to your bucket list: The Edward James Garden is now part of the Great Gardens of the World collection: (El Universal)

Explore The Edward James Garden’s website (IN ENGLISH).

People can’t get over the name of the newly approved Coronavirus drug: (Huffington Post)


Part One: Men Are Scum
Rata de Dos Patas, as performed by Paquita la del Barrio

LISTEN: Paquita La Del Barrio’s anthem, “Rata de Dos Patas,” or Two-Legged Rat.

Looking for elegant insults in English? Try the Shakespearean Insults Generator!

Rata de Dos Patas (Two-Legged Rat)

Rata inmunda
Animal rastrero
Escoria de la vida
Adefesio mal hecho

Espectro del infierno
Maldita sabandija
Cuánto daño me has hecho

Culebra ponzoñosa
Deshecho de la vida
Te odio y te desprecio

Rata de dos patas
Te estoy hablando a ti
Porque un bicho rastrero
Aún siendo el más maldito
Comparado contigo
Se queda muy chiquito

Maldita sanguijuela
Maldita cucaracha
Que infectas donde picas
Que hieres y que matas

Unclean rat
Crawling animal
Human waste
Poorly-made eyesore

Spectrum from hell
Cursed worm
How much you’ve hurt me!

Poisonous snake
Waste of life
I hate you and despise you

Two-legged rat
I’m talking to you
Because a crawling bug
Even being the worst
When compared to you
Is just a beginner

Cursed leech
Damned cockroach
You infect where you sting
You hurt and you kill

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